Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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