I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Panties = found
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