yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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