No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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