he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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