Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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