So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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