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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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