Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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