I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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