thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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