mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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