That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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