i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I just had sex on a roof
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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