I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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