There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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