everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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