I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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