Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
