in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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