Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Randomize