just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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