another moral hangover. fuck.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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