Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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