is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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