You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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