I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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