you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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