i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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