The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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