You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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