Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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