Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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