Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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