i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Less talking, more tequila
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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