is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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