let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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