sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
