You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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