Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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