How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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