its not stalking. its research.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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