i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it hurts more in the daytime
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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