How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Randomize
