Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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