Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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