I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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