I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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