Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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