your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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