Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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