i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
if only i could text you this smell
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
