nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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