i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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