Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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