The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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