Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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