oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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it's great music for shaving your balls
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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