if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
In America we eat man semen.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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