I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
