Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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